"I'm sorry to see you here,"


"But If you had fought like a man, you needn't be hang'd like a dog."

Hi! I'm Mia. I love Brittana and pretty things: feminism, flailing, friends, food, writing, poetry, animals, religion, queer theory, gender theory, semicolons and pirates. Come say hello!

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lickystickypickywe:

Today, while watching the BBC Life series I was mesmerized by many aspects of nature, but what stuck with me most was that a female octopus lays many many eggs (approximately 100 000) tends to them for six months. Caressing them, and just making sure the eggs are protected. During that time she doesn’t leave her den, Not once, so she doesn’t hunt for food which holds vital energy for her survival. During her pregnancy she thus, slowly starves herself to give the eggs a chance. On her last energy she apparently blows water over them to help them hatch and then she dies.

This sacrifice makes them (to me) one of the most devoted mothers in nature.

Oh and they also have 3 hearts and blue blood.
Absolutely fascinating…

Tagged: I fucking love octopi

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Anonymous asked: Are you ready for the church dance?

Yep! Gonna put on my pinafore and chastity belt and make sure there’s enough room between me and those strapping good ‘ole boys I’m gonna dance with for the Holy Spirit to remind me of the abstinance promises I’ve made! 

Tagged: AnonymousaskHI SHELBYsorry for the sarcasm this morningI'm in a mood

Oh shit

I think I’m on my way to Prom.

Tagged: whoopspromhomeschoolI feel prettyoh so prettyI'm wearing makeupsand my hair is done

youknowyoureafloridianwhen:

I try to keep this blog clean, but this is just too funny not to share…

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

youknowyoureafloridianwhen:

I try to keep this blog clean, but this is just too funny not to share…

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

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blasianxbri:

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

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rugrash replied to your post: Aaaand we’re back!

Good job pimpin’ bb!

Thank you for participating, bb! Hope you had fun. I got a little dizzy… everyone was so good! 

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Tagged: GleeI wish we could have had more scenes with the club in a groupThey have such great chemistryIt's a shame

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ikenbot:

Earth’s Siblings: Inside The Planets

Click each for a neat and informative view of the neighboring planets in our Solar System.

via SPACE

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Aaaand we’re back!

The Tumblr swap was so much fun, you guys. Copious thanks to everyone who participated! Let it be known: I am your pimp, and you are all my whipped bitches because you listened my my insanity and participated! 

This turned out better than I could have imagined. I love how distinctive we all are, and how our friends here know us well enough to be eerily accurate caricatures!

Love and cuddles,

Mia 

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